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Are you a grownup or a Neverbloomer?
Answer the following quiz to find out!


1. How I get around the city:
By car
By public transit -- I care about the planet
By public transit -- I don't have a driver's license
*Bonus point: Bus drivers know me by name

2. My current living situation:
I live with a lover/spouse
I live with a roommate
I live with an African Violet

3. How I purchase clothing:
I shop alone
I shop with friends
My grandmother takes me shopping

4. How I care for my clothing:
Weekly visits to the dry cleaners
Machine wash - colors in cold, whites in hot
Machine wash - everything in warm

5. Best face forward:
I know how to wear foundation
I know how to wear lip-liner
I know how to wear Chapstick

6. My relationship with my parents:
I feel like an equal
I feel like a comfort
I feel like a burden

7. My business image:
I have professionally printed business cards
I have business cards that I printed with my home computer
I scribble my name and number on the back of gum wrappers

8. My career:
I'm right on track
I just wrote a five-year plan
Career?





Director Sharon Hyman - bus drivers know her by name

9. How I am addressed in the world:
People call me Madame (Sir)
People call me "Hey you"
People call me Missy (Sonny)

10. Furnishings:
I collect antiques
I own a well-worn Ikea catalogue
I am the drop-off point for my relatives' discarded furniture

11. Entertaining dinner guests:
I am definitely "the hostess with the mostess"
I can choose a good restaurant
I have Pizza Hut on my speed dial

12. My relationship with children:
I feel confident as a parent
I feel confident as a baby-sitter
I feel confident as a visitor, as long as a real grownup is nearby

13. My life goals:
To make a million in the next ten years
To become enlightened in the next ten years
To make it through the next ten years

14. In general:
I possess the "joie-de-vivre" of an eight-year-old
I have the imagination of an eight-year-old
I am intimidated by an eight-year-old

15. My theme song in life should be:
We Are the Champions
Feeling Stronger Every Day
Good Time Charlie's Got the Blues

© Sharon Hyman and Naomi Levine 2007.